excuse my charisma.

like: new york city, laughing, gummy bears, painting, wearing black, fluffy pillows, chivalry, and happy hour. dislike: laziness, hot garbage, running late, bigotry, wet socks, and finding bugs in my apartment.

humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"